Foolish Funk Dancehall Rules

Welcome, fellow aficionados of all things funky and absurd!

Here, you'll find an ever-growing list of rules that govern our most esteemed dancehall.

Rule 1: Don't Be a Hater

Be nice, even when faced with the most egregious of offenses. Your funk is not defined by your negativity.

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Rule 2: Be Funky

Embracing your inner funk is not just a choice, it's a lifestyle. So, go ahead, wear those platform shoes with pride!

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Rule 3: Wiggle It

Life's too short to be stiff. So, go ahead and wobble, wobble, wobble!

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