By a unanimous decision of 11-0, we, the foolish jury, have ruled that socks are, in fact, the greatest unsung heroes of the city.
From the Sock Puppet Theater on 5th Street to the infamous Sock Drawer Heist of '07, these unassuming heroes have been bringing joy and comfort to our feet for generations.
But, we ask you, dear citizens of this great city, have you ever stopped to appreciate the unsung heroism of the humble sock? Have you ever given a moment's thought to the countless hours of service, the endless miles of protection, and the unwavering dedication to comfort?