FOOLISH JURY VERDICT

Case #12345: Socks In The Wild

After careful consideration and a thorough review of the evidence, the Foolish Jury has reached a verdict:

IT'S A SOCKS-ASTROPHE!

Yes, it has come to our attention that the defendant, "Socky McSocksalot," did indeed wear mismatched socks to work on multiple occasions.

However, after careful consideration, the jury has found the defendant NOT GUILTY of:

• Wearing plaid socks with polka dots
• Failure to change into matching socks on Fridays
• Not pairing socks with a stylishly-plaid shirt

The jury would like to note that this verdict is a result of a hung jury, but only because we got distracted by the free donuts in the break room.