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Chronically Late, Inc.

Where procrastination meets productivity.

Our Mission:

At Chronically Late, Inc., we're not just late, we're gloriously late. Our team of highly trained professionals has mastered the art of arriving fashionably delayed to every meeting, every date, and every deadline.

Our Products:

Procrastination Pills - Our signature product for putting off the inevitable.
Time Traveling Toiletries - Because adulting is so last season.
Late Rush Coffee - Caffeine for the chronically late.

Our Team:

Barry The Boss Man - Our fearless leader, always running behind schedule.
Liz The Procrastinator - Our team's resident expert on doing nothing.
Jeff The Jokester - Our resident comedian, always making us laugh while we're late.

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