Chronically Late: Where Time is Relative

Welcome to Chronically Late, the premier destination for individuals who are perpetually behind schedule. Our founder, Foo Lizard, is a master of the art of tardiness. He's been late to every appointment, meeting, and social engagement in his life. Join us and discover the joys of being fashionably delayed!

Learn more about our founder's philosophy on time management (or lack thereof).

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, explore our ChronoCrisis section, where we feature real-life examples of people who have managed to turn their tardiness into a lifestyle.