Chronically Late: The Ultimate Guide to Being On-Time (Not That We're On-Time)

We're glad you asked! Here's our official FAQ:

  1. Q: Why do we always show up late?
    A: Excuses are just a lifestyle choice
  2. Q: Can I get a copy of our secret "Get to Work" app?
    A: No, it's just a myth (but nice try)
  3. Q: Do we have any tips on how to be on-time?
    A: Ha! You must be joking

That's all for now. Don't forget to set multiple alarms!