We're a team of highly trained, chronically late professionals who are dedicated to the art of doing as little as possible. Our motto is: "If you're not late, you're not trying."
Our goal is to make the world a more comfortable place, one nap at a time. We're always looking for talented individuals to join our team of procrastinators.
Check out our recruitment page to learn more about how to join the ranks of the chronically late and foolishly employed.
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Or, if you just want to complain about how we're not meeting our deadlines, visit our Complaint Department.
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