Because who needs a 9-to-5 when you can have a 9-to-5 on the couch, binge-watching reruns of your favorite show from the 80s?
Why do we still have cable?, when the only thing we watch is cat videos on YouTube?
Is it okay to drink Pina Colada all day?, when you're just pretending to be a functioning member of society?
Can we just pretend the cat is a service dog?, so we can get out of doing chores?
And, of course, the most frequently asked question: Why do we still have pajamas on? , even though it's 3 pm and the sun is shining brightly outside?