Chronically Late: The Official Subscription Service

A service for those who are perpetually running behind schedule.

Welcome, Chronically Late! Our service is here to help you cope with your tardiness.

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• Regular reminders to wake up in the morning
• Customized excuse generator for those "emergency" meetings
• Expert advice on how to fake it till you make it

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Or, you know, just procrastinate and come back later.