Our Methods

The Foolish Rock Approach

At Foolish Rock, we're not just late, we're chronically late. And you know what? We're loving it!

Step 1: Wake up whenever

  1. Stumble out of bed
  2. Stumble to the kitchen
  3. Stumble back to bed because, well, why bother?

 

We're a team of experts in the field of Procrastination, Extremus, and General Lethargy.

Our methods are tried, tested, and utterly not validated by anyone who matters.

Our Secret to Success

Our secret to success? We have no secret. We just wing it.

Subpages

Subpage 1: Our Unorthodox Techniques

Subpage 2: How to be Utterly Unproductively Unproductive