Chronically Late Time Traveling Solutions
Are you tired of being on time? Do you wish you could attend meetings in your pajamas? Look no further! Our team of expert time travelers have come up with a range of solutions to get you to your appointments fashionably late.
We offer:
- Our patented "Time Slip" technology, which allows you to be 5 minutes late without even trying.
- Our "Procrastination Station", a state-of-the-art facility where you can work on your "To-Do List" for hours on end.
- Our "Invention Incubator", where our team of expert inventors will come up with creative excuses for why you're late.
Don't wait any longer! Contact us today to schedule your appointment with our team of expert time travelers.