Procrastination Tactics

By the great procrastination masters, Balthazar and Zorvath.

The Art of Doing Nothing

Our team of experts has compiled a list of the most effective ways to avoid actual productivity:

• 1. Check social media every 5 minutes to see what you're missing.
• 2. Plan a fake project with elaborate spreadsheets to justify not doing actual work.
• 3. Take a break to gaze out the window at the birds and clouds.
• 4. Reorganize your desk to maximize ergonomic comfort while still doing nothing.