Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be a purr-cussionist!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from your dad's awful jokes!
Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a little "bug" in it!
What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!
What did the moon say to the sun? "You're always so full of yourself."
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed space!