Welcome, foolish mortal, to the most epic of metal bands in the land of the foolish. Our music is a cacophony of clanging cymbals and wailing guitars, guaranteed to shatter your eardrums and shake the rafters.
Our lead singer, Balthazar McFoolius, is a man of many talents. He can shred the solos like a demon, scream like a banshee, and recite the entirety of 'The Art of War' from memory while balancing on one leg.
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