Welcome, fool! You have stumbled upon our infamous tour of the most epic proportions. Prepare thyself for the most absurd, the most bewildering, the most utterly bewildering experience of thy life!
We'll take you through the depths of our foolhardy kingdom, where the skies are perpetually gray, the air is thick with desperation, and the inhabitants are all utterly, completely, and totally, utterly... foolish!
Take the tour!