Extreme Procrastination Through Video Games: A Guide for the Foolish Rock
Chapter 1: Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing
As a seasoned procrastinator, you're no doubt familiar with the concept of 'just one more level.' But have you ever stopped to consider the true power of this phrase? 'Just one more level' is not just a way to pass the time, it's a lifestyle. It's a philosophy. It's a way of life.
Imagine it: you, the master of your domain (your couch, your desk, your bed), surrounded by the trappings of productivity: papers to grade, dishes to wash, and a looming deadline for your 'Important Project.' But you, dear foolish rock, are not here to do any of those things. No, you are here to play.
- Level 1: The Basics
- Level 2: The Art of Distraction
- Level 3: The Science of Doing Nothing
- Level 4: The Dark Art of Burnout
So, which level to start with? That's for you to decide. But be warned: once you've begun, there's no turning back.
Happy gaming, foolish rock!