We're Not Actually Prophets, But We're Happy to Hear From You!
Send us your thoughts, suggestions, and/or prophecies. We might not be able to predict the future, but we can at least give you a nice cup of coffee.
Address: 123 Prophet's Lane, Futurville, USA
Phone: 1-800-PROPHE-1
Email: prophets@foolishwitnessprophets.com
Hours: Monday to Friday, 9am-5pm (EST)
Disclaimer: We're not actually prophets, but we're pretty sure we're not lying. Maybe.