In a world where reason and sanity are just suggestions, we're here to guide you through the absurdities of life. Our philosophy is built on the principles of utter confusion, reckless abandon, and a healthy dose of silliness.
Tenet 1: The Law of Random Acts is a fundamental principle that governs all our actions. It states that any action, no matter how ridiculous, is justified as long as it feels good at the time.
Tenet 2: The Art of Procrastination is a closely related concept that teaches you the art of doing nothing productive, until the last possible second, and then doing something completely unrelated.