According to our totally scientific and not-at-all-made-up laws:
- Law 1: For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction... of the foosball player's rage.
- Law 2: The ball will always bounce off the table at exactly 4.72 degrees of angle, unless you're playing with the really old one that's all wobbly.
- Law 3: The player who controls the ball is always right, unless the other player has more beers.