FOOT SOCK DANCE

The art of dancing with your feet in your socks. A delicate balance of style and clumsiness.

You try, you fail, you try again. And again. And again. And again.

But will you ever master the foot sock dance?

# import random

import random
import time

sock_dance = true

while sock_dance:
  print("Try again, you clumsy oaf!")
  time.sleep(1)
  print("You almost had it, almost... almost.")
  time.sleep(1)
  print("But no, you still look like a fool in your socks.")
  time.sleep(1)
  sock_dance = False

print("You have failed the foot sock dance test.")

Foot Sock Dance: Sock Technique

Master the Sock Shuffle, the Sock Wiggle, and the Sock Flail.

Study the ancient art of sock manipulation.

Watch as our expert instructors guide you through the Sock Shuffle.

And for the love of all things sock, practice the Sock Flail.