It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, and I, the hero of the tale, have finally mastered the art of tying my shoes.
I mean, who needs a wife or kids when you can learn to tie your own shoes? It's a liberating feeling, let me tell you.
My journey was long and arduous. I had to overcome the hurdle of tieing shoes is hard, don't @ me.
But I persevered, using my right hands to overcome the challenge.
Today, I can tie my shoes in under 10 seconds, a feat that would make even the most seasoned shoe-tieing pro proud!