Footnotes of Neoville

The Most Important Historical Events in the History of Neoville

The Great Sock Drawer Rebellion of 3456 BC: In this pivotal event, the citizens of Neoville rose up against their rulers, demanding better sock drawers and an end to the tyranny of single socks.

• Read the Sock Drawer Manifesto
• A Brief History of Sock Drawers in Neoville

Other notable events include:

• The Invention of the Toaster of Neoville (1234 BC): A revolutionary appliance that toasted bread with a flair for the dramatic.
• The Great Cheese War of 987 BC: A conflict sparked by the introduction of a new type of cheese, which the citizens of Neoville refused to accept as legitimate.

Note: This page is brought to you by the Neoville Historical Society, dedicated to preserving the most obscure and fascinating facts of our great nation's history.

Acknowledgments:

Thanks to our patrons, the Sock Drawer Guild, the Toaster Enthusiasts Association, and the Neoville Cheese Makers' Cooperative for their tireless efforts to support our work.