Footnote Holidays: Because Regular Holidays are for the Weak

Our Holidays are the Holidays

International Day of Procrastination

February 27th, 2024

On this day, we honor the art of doing absolutely nothing productive. Take a break, watch Netflix, eat an entire pizza by yourself, it's all valid.

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Intergalactic Overlord Day

March 15th, 2024

Celebrate the ascension of the world's overlords to their rightful thrones. Wear your finest space-suit, and don't forget to bring snacks.

Join the intergalactic revolution

Disco Fever Dream Weekend

May 20th-22nd, 2024

Get funky with it, and dance the night away. Wear your platform shoes, polyester jumpsuit, and polyester suit.

Stayin' alive, stayin' alive!
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Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are these holidays real?

A: Not in the classical sense.

Q: Are they fun?

A: If you have a sense of humor.