Warning: This footnote is not actually a footnote. It's just a placeholder for the real story, which is probably somewhere else. Maybe.
But seriously, if you want to find the real story, try footnote 1:4 - The Unreliable Narrator's Guide to More Things or check out footnote 2:1 - The Unreliable Narrator's Guide to Even More Things.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try footnote 2:5 - The Unreliable Narrator's Guide to the Most Things, which is rumored to be a real doozy.
But honestly, I'm not really sure what I'm even doing anymore.
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