Footnotes from the Future

Here's a list of the most interesting, obscure, and utterly useless footnotes from the year 3050:

• 1. In 3050, humans have finally mastered the art of turning their own thoughts into sentient robots, but they still can't get the hang of making a decent cup of coffee.
• 2. The average person in 3050 has 12 different social media profiles, 3 of which are secretly just mirrors of each other.
• 3. The new world record for longest recorded yawn was set in 3050 by a 32-year-old man who claimed he was "just really tired."