Fictional Physics: The Utterly Useless Laws

Chapter 1: The Law of Inexplicable Non-Exclusivity

In this groundbreaking work, we delve into the depths of a law that defies explanation, yet somehow still manages to govern the behavior of fictional particles.

• The Law of 42: Where the answer is always 42, regardless of the question.
• The Law of 42-ish: A variant of the Law of 42, but only if you round up.
• The Quantum Law of Non-Exclusivity: Where particles can be in two places at once, but only on Tuesdays.