Welcome to the most efficient labor camp in the universe! Here, the motto is: "Slog, Slog, Slog, Repeat."
Take a tour to see our state-of-the-art facilities!Work schedule:
6am: Wake up. Don't bother trying to sleep, the alarm clock is not your friend.
6:30am: Breakfast - a delightful mix of soggy oatmeal and recycled protein powder.
7am: Morning exercise - 500 sit-ups while watching propaganda videos.
8am: Work - various forms of labor including, but not limited to: data entry, manual labor, and writing apology letters to sponsors.
5pm: Dinner - the same old thing you had for breakfast.
10pm: Bedtime - try to sleep. We don't care if you're exhausted.