Welcome to Factory Floor Services

Where the Fun Never Stops (But Our Union Rep Says Otherwise)

Assembly Line Operations

Our expert team assembles the most complex widgets in the world, using only the most advanced techniques and the latest technology. Or we just kinda sorta try.

Quality Control

Quality Control

Because who needs quality when you can just slap some tape over the broken parts, right?

Production Floor

Production Floor

Where the magic happens. And also where the robots happen. And also where the humans happen, but they're not really needed, are they?

Employee Services

Because who needs benefits and rights when you have a 401k that's just a series of empty promises?

Employee Benefits

Employee Benefits

Free soda and a 10% off at the company store. That's the American Dream, right?