Where the Fun Never Stops (But Our Union Rep Says Otherwise)
Our expert team assembles the most complex widgets in the world, using only the most advanced techniques and the latest technology. Or we just kinda sorta try.
Quality ControlBecause who needs quality when you can just slap some tape over the broken parts, right?
Production FloorWhere the magic happens. And also where the robots happen. And also where the humans happen, but they're not really needed, are they?
Because who needs benefits and rights when you have a 401k that's just a series of empty promises?
Employee BenefitsFree soda and a 10% off at the company store. That's the American Dream, right?