Our state-of-the-art facilities feature rows upon rows of workstations, each one equipped with a 24/7 coffee machine and a motivational poster of a cat.
Our team of highly trained (read: highly exploited) professionals will ensure you're working at peak efficiency, even if it kills you.
Don't worry, we've got a great team of doctors on staff to patch up any injuries incurred during work hours. (They're not really doctors, but they've got a nice set of scrubs)
So, what are you waiting for? Apply now, and start feeling the satisfaction of working yourself to death!