Unsolicited Advice - Subpages of Unwelcome Guidance

Welcome to this pit of despair, where our experts will offer guidance you didn't ask for, but will pretend you asked for. Because, let's be real, you're probably not smart enough to know what you want, anyway.

Why You Should Probably Just Stick to What You're Doing

Listen, we know you're doing just fine, but we're here to tell you that you're not fine. In fact, you're probably doing it all wrong. But hey, we're here to 'help' you, so here's some 'expert' advice:

• Don't bother trying to learn new things, you'll just forget them anyway.
• Stick with what you know, even if it's not working out. It's not like you'll ever get any better.
• Just do what you're told, and pretend you're happy about it. That's what the masses are doing, right?