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Welcome to Forced Rehab, the only place where you can get help, even if you don't want it.
Forced Rehab is a place where you can get help, whether you like it or not. We have expert therapists, nurses, and a staff that will not take no for an answer.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Our Experts page to see for yourself.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Forced Rehabilitation Program and see how we can "motivate" you to get better.
We're not just any rehab, we're Forced Rehab! We have a reasonably convincing argument that you need our help.
Sorry, you're not going anywhere. You're stuck here until you get better. Don't worry, it's for your own good. Here's why
But don't get any ideas, we have Escape Plan B just in case you try to make a break for it.