Basic Survival Techniques

For when the apocalypse finally comes and your mom doesn't show up to save you.

Technique 1: Panic Less

Take a few deep breaths, and try not to hypervent.

Remember, you've watched Technique 1: Panic Less before, so you can totally do it again.

Technique 2: Find Water

It's like that one relative you never talk to, but still have to visit for holidays.

Find a source of water, or at the very least, a really good water bottle.

Don't get too attached, it's just a temporary fix. Read on for more.

Technique 3: Make Friends

Just like in that one rom-com, find the cute guy/gal in the bunker and make a pact to survive together.

Don't worry, it's not like you'll have to actually make friends or anything.

Technique 4: Eat Well