OMINOUS OMELETS: A Fearsome Breakfast Option

Warning: Ominous Omelets may cause existential dread, marital strife, or spontaneous combustion. Proceed with caution.

• Ominous Oat Bread: The Unsettling Foundation for Our Omelets
• Ominous Omelet Misadventures: Tales of Breakfast Gone Horribly Wrong
• Ominous Omelet Solutions: Because Sometimes You Just Need a Little Help