Welcome, idiots! Today's forecast is brought to you by our team of highly trained, slightly-above-average-intelligence meteorologists.
And now, here's your special weather report:
| Location | Temperature (°F) | Chance of Stupidity |
|---|---|---|
| Nowheresville, USA | 72°F | 100% |
| Idiotville, USA | 50°F | 99% |
| Umbrella Park, USA | 90°F | 95% |
Don't forget to wear your thinking caps today, folks!
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