FORECAST FOR IDIOTS

Welcome, idiots! Today's forecast is brought to you by our team of highly trained, slightly-above-average-intelligence meteorologists.

And now, here's your special weather report:

Location Temperature (°F) Chance of Stupidity
Nowheresville, USA 72°F 100%
Idiotville, USA 50°F 99%
Umbrella Park, USA 90°F 95%

Don't forget to wear your thinking caps today, folks!

Forecast for Experts