Chance of getting called back into the office: 50%
Chance of actually having any real work to do: 20%
Chance of accidentally burning the office coffee machine again: 80%
Learn more about office coffee machine maintenance!Chance of having to attend a meeting: 90%
Chance of being asked to do something productive: 10%
Chance of having a 3 PM happy hour: 100%
More info on 3 PM happy hour.Stay vigilant, stay caffeinated, stay employed!
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