Forecast for the Optimist
Here's your daily dose of unbridled sunshine and optimism
A 100% chance of Awesomeness, with a high of "Possibility" and a low of "Not a Chance"
Winds will be blowing at 300 miles per hour of "Hope" and 100 miles per hour of "Doubt"
Partly Sunny with a high chance of "Maybe"s
A chance of 90% "Yes" and 10% "No"