Coffee Shops to Open in Local Area

According to our highly unreliable sources, at least 7 new coffee shops will open within the next 6 months. We're not counting the one that already opened last week.

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Local Politicians to Get Hairdos

Our sources close to the mayor have confirmed that at least 3 local politicians will get hairdos that will single-handedly ruin the aesthetic of our city. Again.

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Forecasted Weather for the Week

It's going to be 37 degrees with a high chance of awkward small talk and 100% chance of existential dread. Don't forget your umbrella!

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