Clueless Forecasting

Because you clearly don't have anything better to do

Today's Forecast

There is a 100% chance of awkward silences and forced conversations today.

A moderate chance of spontaneous singing and dancing will occur at 3:14 PM.

A high chance of getting lost in thought will occur between 12:00 PM and 2:00 PM.

Tonight's Forecast

A 100% chance of loud noises and questionable life choices will occur after 10:00 PM.

A moderate chance of spontaneous pizza parties will occur between 11:00 PM and 1:00 AM.

This Week's Forecast

A 100% chance of existential dread will occur on Monday.

A moderate chance of spontaneous cat videos will occur on Wednesday.

A high chance of getting lost in social media will occur on Friday.