Forecasting Your Fears

Because, let's be real, you're probably going to need it.

Our team of expert fear forecasters will guide you through the most likely worst-case scenarios.

Will you survive the impending doom? Probably not. But hey, at least you'll be prepared.

Fear Forecasting for the Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse

Forecasting for the Inevitable Sudden Death of Your Cat

Current Forecast

Today: High chance of existential dread

Tomorrow: Moderate chance of spontaneous combustion

Next week: Low chance of actually getting anything done

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