It's going to be a mostly sunny day with a high of 75°F and a low of 50°F.
There's a 30% chance of spontaneous human combustion due to a freak solar flare.
Expect a 100% chance of free hugs as the world's most famous huggers descend upon the city.
However, beware of sudden, unexplained feelings of existential dread as the existentialists arrive.