Welcome to Foreclosure Fortune Teller, where the only fortune you'll ever need is a chance to pay off your underwater mortgage! Pay Cash - because who needs a 401k, anyway?
Credit Card Catastrophe - because who needs a budget when you have a 0% interest rate?
Foreclosure Fund - because why not just let the bank own your home, right?
Mort-gage Madness - because who needs a mortgage when you can just make up a bunch of numbers?
Want more options? Try our special Lottery Ticket Lottery payment method. You know, for the chance to win, win, win!
Or, if you're feeling lucky, try our Inherit from Stranger payment method. It's like winning the lottery, but without the waiting!