Payment Methods for Foreclosure Fortune Teller 3000

Because Your Bank Account is a Lie

Cash

Cash is the most honest payment method, because it's hard to argue with a wad of cash. We accept it in any denomination, as long as it's not a coupon.

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Bitcoin

Bitcoin is like cash, but for nerds. We accept it, but only if you can solve our math problems.

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Pay-per-Mouseclick

Clicking our ads is the most satisfying way to pay. Each click is worth 0.001 cents. We've got a team of mouseclickers on standby, ready to click for you.

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