Where our credit card rates are so high, you'll be paying for the rest of your life!
Visa: Because who needs to live in a house when you can live in a dumpster? Mastercard: Where the only thing you'll ever master is the art of debt! American Express: Because you want to feel like you're experiencing something, but can't actually afford it!*Interest rates subject to change without warning. Interest rates will probably just get worse, actually.
Disclaimer: This site not actually a real credit card company. Don't do it, kid. Don't do it.