This report is for the purpose of analyzing the remains of a suspiciously delicious cookie.
On 2023-02-15 at 14:30, a cookie was reported missing from the break room. The victim, a certain John Doe, reported that the cookie was taken by an unknown assailant.
Physical evidence collected includes:
A crumb found on the floor, near the break room table.
A faint smudge of chocolate on the victim's sleeve.
A suspiciously large coffee stain on the break room table.
Based on the evidence, it appears that the cookie was taken by a person with a strong affinity for chocolate and a poor sense of personal space.
Theories on the Cookie Heist Forensic Evidence Examination