Forest Politics

Where the trees have opinions and the politicians are... well, they have more opinions.

Welcome to the Forest Politics network, where the ancient trees have decided to form their own government. Because, honestly, the politicians in the city are a bit too busy making a mess to notice the trees' needs. Our current president, Oakley P. Tree, has a vision for a brighter, more sustainable future.

Check out our latest policy initiatives:

• Carbon Neutral Cutting Board: Because who needs fossil fuels when you have a nice, slow-growing tree?
• Tree Hugger in Chief: Because who needs a hug when you have a tree in your face?
• Squirrel Defense Act: Because those bushy-tailed thieves are a national security threat.

Stay up-to-date with our latest news:

• Tree Spree Morality Crisis: Who knew trees could be so dramatic?
• Squirrel Gate Scandal: Who knew those squirrels were so... squirrelly?
• Forest Fire Debate: Should we have more fires or less? The trees are... split.