As the forest fire rages on, our esteemed leaders have gathered to discuss the most pressing issue of the century: who gets to be the tallest tree.
Representatives from the Oak, Pine, and Willow parties have all staked their claims, each with their own bold vision for the forest's future.
But which one will prevail? Only time (and a well-timed axe) will tell.
Stay tuned for further updates from the forest floor.