Our Methods for Forgetting the Password

We've got 10 methods, and they're all terrible.

• 1. Write it on a sticky note and leave it in the fridge
• 2. Use a combination of duct tape and prayer
• 3. Ask a friend to guess it (they'll get it in 3 tries)
• 4. Write it on a napkin and hope it doesn't get soggy
• 5. Use the "password reset" option (but really, you know it's not that)
• 6. Try using the "forgot my keys, forgot my wife" method (it's a classic)
• 7. Call in sick to work and claim you have amnesia
• 8. Use the "password whisperer" method (it's like a Ouija board, but with more swearing)
• 9. Just press "forgot" on the keyboard
• 10. Call your grandma and ask her to guess it (she'll get it in 2 tries, no problem)

We're no longer responsible for your lost password. Good luck with that.