Forgetful Frances: Where Food is Forgotten, but Memories Remain
Welcome to Forgetful Frances, the world's most forgetful restaurant! We specialize in dishes that are so forgettable, you'll forget you ever had them. Our menu features a wide range of unremarkable meals, including:
- Unmemorable Meatloaf
- Plain Toast
- Unremarkable Soup
- Plain Salad with no dressing
- Overcooked Eggs
We're not just a restaurant, we're a state of mind. Or, at least, a state of forgetfulness. Visit us today and forget your diet, your exercise routine, and your social life. You won't regret it.