FORGETFUL FRANCES

WHERE EVERY DAY IS A NEW OPPORTUNITY TO FORGET

Are you tired of being on time? Do you find yourself constantly forgetting appointments, meetings, and your own name? Look no further than Forgetful Frances! Our expert team of forgetters will help you develop a new appreciation for the art of forgetting.

We offer a variety of services, including:

• Forget-ful Day Planner: Our team will create a customized schedule for you, complete with strategically placed holes for "oops" moments.
• Forget-Me-Not Reminder System: Our patented system will send you reminders, but only if you remember to ask for them.
• Forgetting Therapy: Our licensed therapists will help you come to terms with your forgetfulness and teach you coping mechanisms for when you inevitably forget your therapy sessions.

Don't wait any longer, sign up for Forgetful Frances today and start forgetting your way to success!

Forget your passwords with our expert team! Forget your dreams with our state-of-the-art Dream-O-Matic system!