Lost My Dog: Eyewitnesses

So, you found my lost dog. Congratulations, you're a hero.

However, I must ask, how could you have possibly seen him? He's been lost for hours.

Please take a look at this description of the dog:

• He's about 5 feet tall, give or take.
• He's wearing a bright pink collar with a bell that's really, really loud.
• He has one ear that's slightly larger than the other. Don't ask me why.

And if you've seen this... creature...

Tell me about it.